If yer computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.
Ya think www. in a url is a logo for a wrestlin' organization.
Someone tells ya they're "locked up" and ya ask if they need bail money.
Yer screen saver is a confederate flag and plays dixie.
Ya think a hard drive is a trip to yer Uncle Bubba's.
Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spitcan.
Ya think a surge supressor is a pill for diarrhea.
Ya keep trying to figure out why yer scanner won't pick up police radio calls.
Ya think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds.
Ya have to ask someone how to spell LOL.
Yer stomach overlaps half of yer keyboard.
Ya try to figure out how to get yer empty beer cans into the recyclin' bin.
Ya try to turn on yer computer with the remote.
Ya try to figure out how yer floppy disk got hard.
Ya play frisbee with yer CD Rom's
Ya go skeet shootin with yer free AOL CD Rom's ya git in yer junk mail.
Ya find yerself on the floor looking into yer A:/ Drive & yellin "DURNIT!! Give it back!"
When birds fly across yer screen an ya reach for yer shotgun.
Ya put a mousetrap on yer desk.
Yer yards full of ol' computers stacked on cinder blocks.
Ya call tech support an ask where ta buy stamps fer yer e-mail.
When ya tern yer computer on ya say, "Come OOOOOOON Betsy!"
Ya think system wizard is a dude in a funny hat.
Ya think 64 M RAM is a new big block engine fer yer pickup.
Ya think ICQ is how smert yer computer is.
Someone tells ya yer computer has a bug an ya reach fer the can of Raid.
Ya think a mouse pad is where Mickey & Minnie mouse live at.
Ya go buy a surfboard to surf the net.
Ya think yer homepage is where ya really live.
Ya give derections to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn.
Ya think MB stands for "More Beer."
Ya think pushing the delete key will make yer ol' lady disappear.
Ya think CD stands for "Cow Dung."
Ya wait fer the bluelight special at K-Mart ta buy yer puter.
Ya see the word "Download," and ya take the shells outta yer shotgun.
Ya think the person that made yer keyboard was dumb cuz the letters aint in order.
Ya think IBM stands for "Isn't Betsy Marvelous."
Ya think GIF stands fer "Goodie It's Free!"
Ya think Mirabilis is a new brand of smokes.
Ya see the "shift" key an ya try ta figure out how ta change gears.
Ya put a quilt over yer screen when ya make whoopee to yer ol' lady.
Ya wonder why yer screen saver ain't wearing a cape like that there superhero on the cartoons.
Ya think screen saver is a new flavor o' candy.
Ya think Geocities is a place ta buy lil cars.
Ya catch yerself tryin' to smell the lil flower on yer ICQ contact list.
Ya think the "A:/ drive" is where ya park yer pickup.
Ya see the word "Zip" and know why youz feelin' a draft.
Yer puter has a bumper sticker on it.
Part of yer puter is held together with duct tape.
Ya sees the word "Refresh" and ya reach into the cooler fer another cold one.
Yer in a chat room and someone asks where yer from and you reply, My momma!
You sees the word Website and ya start looking fer spiders.
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